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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
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NGM_47 0

Maybe you should learn how to play the 'hit the broom on the ceiling to make your neighbor shut up' ?

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Moonstarmist 0

I had a neighbor like that. FYL

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einaudi 0

everytime your neighbor plays in an unacceptable manner, leave a dead rodent in front of his door. he'll catch on sometime.

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killabee 0

Kentucky eh? Tell him "Hey shut that stupid horn thing up 'fore I come in there and kick a mud-hole in your ass, then stomp it dry!"

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LMA0 5

@41 you mean a "crusty" boner! Not good for blowing at all! ;)

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delaney16 0

it would be more suckish if he didn't know how to play hahaha fyl

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Resquall 0

Important phrase to be noted: " learn how to play "

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EleventyFan 0

Buy him a mute. It will help... a little.

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toxic10uhc 0

mutes don't make it that much quieter... buy him a glass of stfu instead : P

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counterfit 10

Practice mutes are great. OP buy him a Yamaha Silent Brass system for his bday, heh.

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BlueBomber 0

Nah, nah - obviously he's still learning. A skilled trombonist can literally disintigrate a woman's underwear with his music.

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BlueBomber 0

Nah, nah - obviously he's still learning. A skilled trombonist can literally disintigrate a woman's underwear with his music.

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Geckofreak97 0

Hey, I play the trombone! That's really offensive! YDI ******!

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