By SaveMeTeddy - 16/10/2013 18:48 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 105
You deserved it 16 253

Same thing different taste

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Pathetic? Hardly! Those monsters under the bed are only slightly scarier than the ones in the closet. It's a damned good thing you have such good protection.

josebaseball11 14

Well if you haven't been attacked by monsters yet, then they're doing a good a job.

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conversekid2332 10

the monsters will only swept them away and go for the target....great now I'm scared! !

Everyone has their own fears and their own ways to handle those fears.

meggleskm 7

That's not pathetic, OP! I'm 21 and I still occasionally sleep with the covers over my head to protect me from monsters and such.

I'm 30 have tons of stuffed animals on the bed, more on the floor by the bed, and more in a thing by the door. And my boyfriend doesn't mind. In fact, he's thinking of bringing over his from his parent's house.

I honestly see problem with this. I have three very large teddies who have same duties as your teddies, OP. ^^,

don't worry, some of us still do that :P

Good thing I sleep in a Japanese futon. Hehe damn monsters can't get under my bed now but the closet hmm....

"There's a monster that lives 'neath your bed... Oh for crying out loud, it's a futon on the floor, he must be flat as a board." And now I'll be singing 'Goodnight Demonslayer' for a while. Which is fine, it's a grand song. "I won't tell you there's nothing 'neath your bed. I won't sell you that it's all in your head. This world of ours is not as it seems, the monsters are real but they're not in your dreams. Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat, you'll need it for some of the people you'll meet."

I'm 22 and still sleep with my blankie. I'm all about keeping childhood memories