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By Angela17 - 24/10/2018 05:00

Today, it's 3:42 a.m. and my son is crying because I won't let him play with his dirty diaper. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Give him a clean one to play with, and tell him the poop is invisible. Kids are stupid enough to fall for that.

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whiskey'swino 15

Annnnd that's birth control for me, thanks OP!!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Give him a clean one to play with, and tell him the poop is invisible. Kids are stupid enough to fall for that.

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whiskey'swino 15

Annnnd that's birth control for me, thanks OP!!

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skippydoda 32

My son has cried because he can't play with his penis, a plastic bag, garbage, the kitty. You name it he's probably cried about it.

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kirby1964 20

Probably has a room full of toys, and what does he want to play with? Hehe

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mike3775 35

My kids cried because I wouldn’t let them play with an empty pill bottle, a piece of paper, a coaster, their penis, a blanket, a light switch, etc. Everything is a toy to a baby, and they will cry if they can’t play with it.

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LadyRen 20

Kids: why I don’t want them

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anon430 20

So this wasn't' in the "having kids brochure" you received?

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believekimber 8

This is only the beginning...

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