By peridot1aa - 24/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

I hate to tell you this, kid, but your parents, or a sibling, ****** in your bed. And there's an 80% chance they were drunk. Which probably means that you got into bed at some point after sexy times, and the sheets were unchanged. Good luck living with those nightmares.

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Glowworm56 26

Looks like your parents may have taken your advice when you told them to get a room. Unfortunately, it happened to be yours.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I hate to tell you this, kid, but your parents, or a sibling, ****** in your bed. And there's an 80% chance they were drunk. Which probably means that you got into bed at some point after sexy times, and the sheets were unchanged. Good luck living with those nightmares.

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Glowworm56 26

Looks like your parents may have taken your advice when you told them to get a room. Unfortunately, it happened to be yours.

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whiskey'swino 15

I seriously hope it was still in the wrapper, not used.

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kirby1964 20

Wow, that is amazing, a 15 year old cleaning their room.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

do you have siblings if so smack the most likely culprit

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EmDizzle2007 28

I promise you, most people glanced smooth over that.

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