By SigSeg - 23/12/2013 04:13 - China - Huntington Beach

Today, it’s been a semester since I came to Shanghai to study and my Chinese girlfriend nicely offered me a pear after a long exam. I cut the fruit to share it with her. When I saw her burst in tears, I understood that it was a way to announce a breakup in China. FML
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Joshwarrior 39

My condolences op you were such a cute pear together. Look at the bright side you are learning other cultures customs which is awesome (:

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Pyronic 11

it was just a misunderstanding. I'm sure she will understand.

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shitstorm28 11

dude, just tell her you didn't know and you didn't want to break up.

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Bean_pole06 5

Which means a break up. Her offering the pear or you cutting it?

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T1A2Z3 34

I think giving a pear is a way to break up.

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Sir_Cow 17

There's a town called California in China?

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band_geek 18

As much as I would LIKE TO say that you should've studied up on the culture, I won't be that harsh. Honestly, you didn't know. If you explained to your girlfriend for any misunderstandings and apologized for not knowing, I'm sure she'd understand.

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interesting33 36

This is not a scenario you could expect someone to read up on in case it happens.

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Natedawg1217 6

Yeah there's no way you could've known that. It'll be fine.

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wrongmove 11

Well, there are so many ways to screw up a relationship with a Chinese person. Give someone a watch, an alarmclock, a bell or anything intended for measuring or marking time and a superstitious Chinese person will think you want them to die. Give someone a pair of shoes and you get much the same reaction as sharing fruit.

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Shade1982 20

China sounds like an overly complicated place to live...

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ilanie04 16

You did explain that you just wanted to share it.. right?

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kmt702 2

Splitting a pear in half for your lover is bad luck for your relationship.

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Mickd40 8

Well things went a bit pear shaped

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