By mac cayne - 02/05/2014 03:13 - France - Strasbourg

Today, it's been a week since I found an egg in the street that had seemingly fallen out of a nest. I'd bought a cage and an expensive incubator lamp to save it. It's thus been a week that I've been trying to save a mouldy old potato. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

Aww. It was nice of you to care though :) you'd make an egg-cellent parent. And no good deed shell go unrewarded.

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95DeVille 13

That's not very eggciting! I guess the yolks on you.

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Comments

ZoroMiHawk 25

How is it even possible not tell immediately the difference between a potato and an egg?? Seriously even if I was drunk I would still be able to tell the difference..

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maylie25 18

Well OP, at least your heart was in the right place!! =)

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buckdharma 37

Just a moldy old potato? That potato has life, I'm sure of it. And feelings, maybe! Look it deep in it's little eye and tell it a story like mama used to. Only then will it know it's loved op.

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rocker_chick23 27

How could you confuse an egg with a potato?

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Scynistr 20

My problem with this fml.. If he found an actual egg, instead of buying all the expensive equipment,why not take it to the local vet to find someone better suited to take care of whatever was actually in the egg.. Coulda been anything. Even a snake.

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DARKDAY07 16

lol your eye sight is nor egg-celent

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worldclassrager 39

How could you not feel the difference? Well now you can try the spin test to make sure it's an egg worth saving

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SabrinaJayde 3

This kid's going places. Not college, but places.

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