By mac cayne - 02/05/2014 03:13 - France - Strasbourg

Today, it's been a week since I found an egg in the street that had seemingly fallen out of a nest. I'd bought a cage and an expensive incubator lamp to save it. It's thus been a week that I've been trying to save a mouldy old potato. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

Aww. It was nice of you to care though :) you'd make an egg-cellent parent. And no good deed shell go unrewarded.

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95DeVille 13

That's not very eggciting! I guess the yolks on you.

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Okay im sorry but something in my mind says that op doesnt mean a literal potato cause 1 how in the **** does a mother bird get a full on potato into a nest? Second of all, do birds even eat potatos? Im sorry but i think op is meaning a metaphorical potato

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rocker_chick23 27

OP found the potato on the street and thought it was an egg that fell out of a nest. Reading comprehension is your friend.

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SarahBearah1995 11

And thanks to this FML, I have spent the last two hours of my life googling pictures of chicken embryos and the process of candling an egg. FML.

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D3NZ 4

How can you not tell the weight difference between a potato and an egg?!

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LostArt655 5

Well it's better then the last "bird" egg I hatched we raise chickens so we thought it was a messed up chicken egg nope chicken snake

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Witchylady 17

How could you have confused a potato with a birds egg????

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an3ph 20

It's okay. You did everything you could. It's not your fault. It's in a better place now.

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pandoralilybelle 13

It's the thought that counts. You have a good heart.

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kangarooluv200 3

How can u confuse a moldy potato with an egg?

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Fillie 26

Not really. American spelling: moldy. British spelling: mouldy.

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rocker_chick23 27

OP isn't from the US, so she actually did spell mouldy correctly since she's French.

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rocker_chick23 27

It's sad how many Americans don't know that other English speaking countries spell things differently than we do.

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