By mac cayne - 02/05/2014 03:13 - France - Strasbourg

Today, it's been a week since I found an egg in the street that had seemingly fallen out of a nest. I'd bought a cage and an expensive incubator lamp to save it. It's thus been a week that I've been trying to save a mouldy old potato. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

Aww. It was nice of you to care though :) you'd make an egg-cellent parent. And no good deed shell go unrewarded.

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95DeVille 13

That's not very eggciting! I guess the yolks on you.

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sanecatlady 13

Hatching a real live phoenix would be cool and all, but I don't think I'd really want eternal life. Not if everyone else I know ends up growing old and dying. You'd think a talking potato would sell for a lot more than 4000$

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threer 30

Aww.. That's terrible. It could've hatched into a little pigeon and you would have gotten to see it grow up into a big sparrow. :(

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kittykat1501 31

You are idiotic. Those are TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF BIRDS

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rachelm17 15

You seriously can't tell the difference between a potato and an egg?!?! That's pathetic!!! YDI

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Shortay92 10

Potatoes came in all shapes and sizes everyones thinking a normal idaho potatoe when there are tiny white and brown speckled potatoes too that look like sperriw eggs. I understand your confusion but it is a good story and I did get a good laugh out of it :)

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harsweetz 4

you could always buy a duck egg from a farm and raise it, ducks are cute :)

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NewYork0212 4

I'm thinking more along the lines that OP thought an egg fell out of a tree and didn't crack...

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CeltHound 14

Will you marry me? I love men who care about animals!

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