Intimacy: Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his...

By myself - 09/02/2015 13:32 - United States

Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 16:00

Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML

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Go back to bed, Brad

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 23:00

Today, I noticed that when my boyfriend is sick, his sex drive goes through the roof. Too bad his stamina plummets. FML

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Turntables

By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I realized that going back on birth control has made my acne go away and my boobs bigger. However, to my boyfriend's dismay, I've completely lost my sex drive. FML

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Not interested

By Wrenda Witt - 15/06/2020 14:02

Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML

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By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML

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Modern life is rubbish

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 22:00

Today, despite the fact of learning I'm now over 300 pounds, causing a major blow to my self-esteem, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband if he wanted a blowjob. Unfortunately, he's trying out new mental meds and they've killed his sex drive. FML

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Fetishes come in all sizes

By unboned - 11/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML

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Side effects

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 23:01 - Netherlands

Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML

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Take a ticket

By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

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Koalax3 18

Monday 9 February 2015 18:35

He was patient with you, so you should be patient with him

lokar_ogar 11

Monday 9 February 2015 18:33

Learn how to coax him into having sex. Foreplay works both ways.

Comments

SuperKnuckels 6

Wednesday 11 February 2015 6:39

No medication can hold a man down. *Manly Pose*

LoveDemon 19

Thursday 12 February 2015 20:26

Woah... Now that's gonna hurt :/

gmaginn777 5

Thursday 12 February 2015 23:37

Its hard being a male

Sniper15921 3

Wednesday 4 March 2015 5:03

Like if u feel for her bf ??

hunterjumper88 8

Tuesday 10 March 2015 23:17

Hey, at least there was one good week in there.

XXX_Ehunt_XXX 17

Thursday 2 July 2015 15:14

**********

STFU01 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 7:37

I will be the designated hitter while he gets his meds straightened out

jaydoo 6

Thursday 23 March 2017 21:49

Time to whip out the monster *****.

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