By thanks mom ¬_¬ - 24/08/2013 22:05 - United States - Carlsbad
Same thing different taste
By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula
Locks are useful
By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada
By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States
This is fine
By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00
By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States
Why would you do that?
By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada
By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States
By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon
Mom won this one
By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States
Not now, guys
By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake
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There's nothing like condom talk with your mother.
Durex are the WORST!!!
Im sure it was just an ACCIDENTAL slip of the tongue.
Canadian.
Glad Force-flex trash bags!
You sir have been putting stupid ass comments.
Sweet, sweet irony.
Saran Wrap would be more effective than a Durex...
44, that's like telling him to go and buy a pack of rubber gloves and some scissors.
At least she's honest with you. Oh mothers... :P
Why was she looking into your drawer? you need to talk about boundaries with your mother OP.
Why would it be weird for her to look in his sock drawer??? It's not like she's a complete stranger for Pete's sake, she's his mother!!
It's ok, I was an accident too. We should be friends.
I can already see the Accident Anonymous Meatings now: "Um...Hi...I'm Brennan and uhh...I was an accident." "Hi, Brennan."
I thought everyone was an accident until people in my class started telling me they were planned
Yeah, we should make a club! I was an accident and adopted, such a lovely combo...
My twin sister and I were double the unwanted accident when my moms birth control pills failed. What a combo....
My mother had 5 kids in 4 years while on birth control, I was accident number 4
I know the feels. I was number six and my sister seven. But birth control should not be failing that often or that much. Perhaps she wasn't taking it correctly?
I'm proof that the combination of the pill and a condom is no match for super sperm!
#29 you were the chosen one :3
Since we have a support group now lol. Thanks for sharing!
I'm a Trojan baby too. We are the spawn of Odysseus!!
Wow low blow hahaha
That's probably what op's mom should have done.
Damn Trojan.
Don't sweat it OP. At this point in your life does it matter?
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There's nothing like condom talk with your mother.
It's ok, I was an accident too. We should be friends.