Intimacy: Today, it's been so long since my fiancé and I have had sex I...

By Anonymous - 08/12/2016 09:35

Today, it's been so long since my fiancé and I have had sex I now apparently have dreams about all-night unprotected screwing marathons with George Bush. FML

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By whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence

Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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One track mind

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00

Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML

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Get it on, bang a gong

By DrySpellcaster - 07/10/2020 16:57

Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML

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Frustrated

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML

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Frustrating!

By horny I’m so horny - 15/04/2021 17:00 - United States

Today, we’ve been unable to have sex for months due to my boyfriend’s health issues. I would never EVER cheat on him; however my unconscious mind has other ideas. I’ve dreamt of kinky sex with everyone from the maintenance man to gettin' freaky with detective Stabler. I’m so horny I’m gonna burst. FML

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Jed Bartlet?

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that the best way to remember when my wife of 17 years and I last got intimate was to remember which American president was in power at the time. FML

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Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML

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By clash - 28/11/2008 06:30 - France

Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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emeraldisle 30

Monday 12 December 2016 5:09

You spelled nightmares wrong.

cocacola999 27

Monday 12 December 2016 5:09

Senior or Junior?

Comments

SilentDawg 9

Monday 12 December 2016 14:19

Who doesn't have that dream?

Kqzza 13

Monday 12 December 2016 15:13

Well you have your kinks.

gatorclay97 28

Monday 12 December 2016 15:37

Sammmmmne

Lupanis 0

Monday 12 December 2016 17:15

Which George Bush was it?

anonymouspizza 2

Monday 12 December 2016 19:05

Daddy issues??

Jason89 16

Monday 12 December 2016 19:48

my question is ... are you a guy or girl? lol

brandyred 11

Monday 12 December 2016 19:50

H.W. or W?

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 12 December 2016 21:15

I can't judge this post without knowing if it's Bush St or Jr.

mtnsgirl 11

Monday 12 December 2016 23:20

'murica

graphicstyle7 17

Tuesday 13 December 2016 14:17

Unless this lack of sex is due to an injury or illness, which will heal in time, I would REALLY re-think getting married. Spending the rest of your life sexually frustrated is not a good way to live.