By Anonymous - 08/12/2016 09:35

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Today, it's been so long since my fiancé and I have had sex I now apparently have dreams about all-night unprotected screwing marathons with George Bush. FML
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pacman490 21

Sounds like marriage is gonna go great

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arandomperson97 18

Sounds like it's time to make for you and your fiancé to try and make your sex life great again.

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Mathias1188 7

really? i would think bill clinton

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pandaxpress 19

Bill Clinton didn't **** the country, just countless interns. After all, OP didn't say she was wearing a blue dress with a mysterious stain.

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blink831forever 13

That's wrong on so many different levels.

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ipodtouchgirl 21

I once had a sex dream about Justin Bieber so I feel you OP

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I know there have been dry spells in my life where I've dreamed about Bush. But never in quite that way.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

I read this as "sewing marathon" and envisioned OP and George Bush aggressively feeding cloth through sewing machines. DISAPPOINTED

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Shay_Shay97 23

I feel like Bill Clinton would be way more willing. Just ask Monica.

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