By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 19:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
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abbyade 21

That is so unlucky. Make the most of it OP. Just rest and keep hydrated. The better you are the more you will be able to do. You can have a second honeymoon else where even at home.

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Sumus125 17

Well at least you're with the one you love, right? ^-^'

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JimminyCrib 7

Well at least I hope you are improving your oral talents

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man0warz 1

My wife got pass-out sick the night before our wedding and spent our honeymoon in about the same way you probably are. I spent our honeymoon sitting on the couch watching TV in the living room of the condo our friends sent as to as a wedding gift (coincidentally in BC). It sucks while it's happening, but it actually makes a decent story to tell people later. Very memorable and not what they're used to. Hang in there and you'll be able to laugh about it years from now.

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krispybacon4321 23

Day EIGHT of your period? Oh honey I'm sorry

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Alienlover 5

Oh my goodness! Thats awful, feel better soon OP.

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Jacorama 8

How long does food poisoning last for

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iMuffinKat 16

Aw :( I get how you're feeling. The very first time my period started (when I was 10) was right before our trip to California to Disneyland. It's not as bad as your experience, but I just thought I should share.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

That sucks, OP. So sorry to hear that. But hey, if it makes you feel any better, my honeymoon was no picnic, either. My husband couldn't get an erection for like a month after the wedding night, so we couldn't consummate the marriage until then.

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connorhperkins 9

Pretty sure food poisoning doesn't last over 24 hours... You should get that checked out.

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