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By mperh - 28/05/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

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By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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By duckthehack - 28/01/2011 14:25 - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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By spellbound - 19/12/2012 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By andromeda80 - 28/03/2012 13:52 - United States - Lakewood

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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By Stormbringer - 01/02/2011 06:37

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

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By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

Add more paint. Make it say "Scop Killam." Much less threatening.

Tuesdaythe10th 11

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:47

what a penis

Comments

TRYoungn 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:50

You should try Rubbing alcohol and a soft cloth rubbing in a circular fashion. Also try a little paint thinner (that usually works cleaning of spray paint), but be careful not to use too much or you'll take off your car paint.

JordanRetro13 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:15

haha sux for u

cniggs 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:18

you can't be a real gangster til you kill a pig

dotDotMyCurve 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 1:13

hahaha loserrr! d:

GROUCH408 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 1:27

damn!!

betterthanu2 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 2:34

If it bothers you so much, you might just talk to one of those cops about the vandalism done to your car. I imagine they don't care for people who go around spraying "cop killa" on random shit, either...

butterflyz1961 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 2:37

That's hilarious.

justalilrandom2 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 2:45

77, contrary to popular belief in your country many non-Americans do not know every little detail about your nation. I guess you woolly know what date our big remembrance service falls on here in Australia, and as you aren't Australian I wouldn't expect you to know it was April 25th. Pull your head out and see the world beyond your shores. Oh, we also spell differently to you, just a warning.