Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate... - FML

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By happybirthday - 24/03/2013 21:15 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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reras89 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:03

That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

cchamp27 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

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skimonkey96 0

Monday 18 October 2010 12:47

awww that sucks

rosebud3483 0

Friday 22 October 2010 8:48

That's shitty...bad parents :(

Iluv2D_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:15

Ur parents are major pricks. I hope once u get out of fifth grade u will get one too. Life is shit get over it!!! In america, the youngest child is always goinf to be the most spiled and ****** up than the rest of their siblings, be glad u have a life that has shown u the real world

vanessa1997 2

Friday 5 November 2010 23:04

That sucks

vanessa1997 2

Friday 5 November 2010 23:07

That sucks

mylifesfkedup 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 15:55

wow man that sucks... and with todays prices 5 dollars gets you like a soda a bag of chips and a candy bar lol

ILEUX 3

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:18

so much for sincerety. FYL

TehLazyBoy 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:58

WOW! SERIOUSLY!? sucks for you and you dont deserve this...

kizzck 6

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:29

im glad for My 3GS

Troll45 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:54

I can count to PoTaTo

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