By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 947
You deserved it 2 413

Same thing different taste

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FYLDeep 25

Go out and buy yourself some alcohol, get yourself completely wasted, and you won't even remember that they forgot.

TheRealBruce 12

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at least your parents remember what the date of your birthday is. THINK OPTIMISTICALLY :)

Sure, they forgot. But hey, you got free beer! Isn't that always a good thing?!

No getting free non alcoholic beer is not great if I get beer it better have alcohol in it beer tastes ******* terrible that's why I start out wit vodka then move on to beers lol

icadragoon 11

On your 18th birthday did they give you **** with censor bars to prepare you for your first **** experience when you turned 18?

leadman1989 15

Well maybe when you turn 22 they'll get you a mostly female hooker. Serves to reason they won't remember your orientation either.

hartrum 0

go into the freezer take the alchohal and sneak it in non alchohilcs

Haiana04 3

"Non-alcoholic beer" = Root beer???

baygirl564 9
hollydolly12 1

Last July, my parents gave my little brother the "turning 21 speech," the same one I got last year. What they didn't realize is that my brother is two years younger than me. He turned 20 in July and they were an entire year early with the speech. :D