By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Go out and buy yourself some alcohol, get yourself completely wasted, and you won't even remember that they forgot.

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TheRealBruce 12

Oh noo! Bad parenting

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perdix 29

They mean you have the maturity of the 14-year-old and cannot handle real alcohol.

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some_girl9 8

Oh my God, kiddies, "non-alcoholic beer" does NOT mean root beer. It means non-alcoholic beer. WTF??

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some_girl9 8

It doesn't count as getting free beer, in the traditional sense, if it's non-alcoholic. Kinda defeats the whole purpose.

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some_girl9 8

It doesn't count as getting free beer, in the traditional sense, if it's non-alcoholic. Kinda defeats the whole purpose.

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marzipanimal 15

I think u should get wasted and crash in front of ur parents door. They should remember then.(:

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bitchy_bitch 0

go tell them they should've bought you condoms instead. see how they feel about that.

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Okayitwasme 0

Birthdays are over rated anyways, just re-gift it. Then go out and party hard. Why, because your 21 and mature enough to know everyone makes mistakes. Your 21 and it's time to enjoy it!

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KaskStunter 4

Technically you weren't 21 until the hour of your birth, so they probably meant it like "get prepared for later or tomorrow ".

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bizarre_ftw 21

Order a drink in front of them, if you get carded, great! If not and they complain, flash your ID

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