Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised...

By erptwerp - 08/03/2016 04:47 - United States

Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised they could come had excuses why they couldn't make it. Now I'm at the bar, alone. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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Booze don't cure the blues

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 07:58 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML

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By JimmySmoothBeans - 21/10/2009 12:15 - Australia

Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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Tuesday 8 March 2016 10:33

The only way to save this is if your friends are at your place fixing a surprise party. I'll keep my fingers crossed!

Rockinroyaltyx3 21

Tuesday 8 March 2016 10:24

Time to look into making better friends. Happy birthday OP!

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manuwish 9

Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:55

happy birthday hope you find new and better friends

writerchic85 25

Tuesday 8 March 2016 20:30

That reminds me of my 16th. I invited 30 people. One showed up.

LavenderSessions 14

Tuesday 8 March 2016 21:23

Aw sorry OP! I would've joined you :) happy birthday

Hopalongcassidy 4

Tuesday 8 March 2016 21:28

Your friends are dicks. Find new ones.

sarcasmwins 24

Tuesday 8 March 2016 21:48

Damn if I were in the US I would've joined you. Happy Birthday OP!!!

brenton490 19

Tuesday 8 March 2016 22:19

Hey I'll know your pain next month!:D

ThatGuyThough 2

Tuesday 8 March 2016 23:22

Happy Birthday! I'd come and comfort you but my house is on fire and I've been taken hostage and forced to watch it burn. Sorry I can't come to comfort you'n'all, pal.

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Tuesday 8 March 2016 23:23

All my "friends" did the same thing to me on my 15th birthday. My mother felt so sorry for me, she took me out to dinner and a movie. Sorry it didn't go as planned but Happy Birthday OP :)

1ch4bod_Cr4n3 6

Tuesday 8 March 2016 23:50

I know how you feel brother. keep your head up. and have a happy birthday. I wish I could be there to share a beer. hopefully you'll find better friends out there. cheers!