By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 14:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML
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Tripartita 44

Oh, yeah, when I was employed as a Selfish Prick, it made gift giving extremely difficult. The pay wasn't even that good.

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Psycocharger 19

So rude of him!!! You should hide his beer for revenge >:)

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tiger820 20

sorry OP but it's not going to get any better.

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Brokeandsad 8

Grab the sexiest dress you own, grab your girls, grab his beer, and go have an awesome birthday! Don't go down like a bitch or whine like one lol just get even :)

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assassinmaster 22

he worked in a beer factory! he worked in a beer factory!

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TomeDr 24

My ex once bought the video Porkies (a movie I despise) and said it was my birthday present.

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KILJOY310 11

Should of started drinking his beer, got drunk and tell him you didn't have time to get your wine because of work.

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JaysBae 19

Maybe it's a cover up for a biiiigggggg Birthday surprise!...if not, screw him and go have a fun GNO!!

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Dawsonah 14

I thinks that is where you find a new husband or talk to him about it. That is very rude and selfish of him.

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XxDanno316xX 27

He's a selfish prick, but from me to you happy birthday OP. I hope your 31st is much better :)

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