By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 14:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML
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Tripartita 44

Oh, yeah, when I was employed as a Selfish Prick, it made gift giving extremely difficult. The pay wasn't even that good.

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Psycocharger 19

So rude of him!!! You should hide his beer for revenge >:)

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worldclassrager 39

Time for a drink but no time for you? A bit selfish

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flopstar 21

Happy birthday go out with some friends & hopefully tomorrow he will make it up to you (: I'm sorry about that though

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Happy Birthday OP! Don't let it ruin your big day, go out and have fun!!

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AScooterman 12

Next time he's asking for sex you should tell him that your pussy doesn't have time it's cat napping

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creepyclowntown 10

sounds like a friend of mine's husband.she wouldn't be able to just leave though because she has kids.fyl

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ko051598 20

You should of asked him for the beer then ?

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