By googly191 - 19/12/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 648
You deserved it 2 487

Same thing different taste

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One "person" didn't forget?? Do you have some weird new breed of dog?

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

wtf are you talkingbout? i know heaps of guys who wear skinny jeans and call themselves 'emo' and none of them act like dumbasses. they joke around with each other and hint at being gay. but hey so do guys who rnt emos so like piss off k?

elmoatemysocks 0

At least someone thought of you for your birthday. If you're nice enough he/she might get you something really good this holiday season like a dead rat :)

*pondering about your comment* So can you show me one of these magical Rectangles that is not a square? Really man correcting other people and making a mistake like that is like gathering up internet trolls and grammer nazi's in a big cage, then strip naked, run in there and proclaim you're "Gays FoR the Lawls".

cest_vrai22 0

Well... Technically a square IS a rectangle, but a rectangle is NOT a square. A square is defined as having four equal sides, and four angles of 90 degrees. A rectangle has four angles that are each 90 degrees, but it does not have four equal sides. It has two pairs of equal sides.

My dictionary has given me about 12 definitons of the word "person", but about five of them mention being a human being, but they all essentially mean the same thing. However, the most appropriate definiton for my side of the argument is a "self-conscious or rational being", meaning that only the cleverer dogs are allowed to be people. I'd also like to say that this argument is very annoying to me, and is my second-least favourite argument concerning animals. Thats all I have to say, unless you want to argue with me.

infantry831 0

is that the best shitty lie you can come up with. get a life dork.