By googly191 - 19/12/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
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bubbles1286 1

One "person" didn't forget?? Do you have some weird new breed of dog?

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TC1_fml 0

This is why being a guy rocks. Even if you forget any of your friends' Bday, he calls you & takes you out to a night of heavy drinking, doesn't get all whiny about how you "didn't get him any gift" and shit. Sissies...

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Not the sissy guys who wear women's skinny jeans and spend hours perfecting their eyeliner for their "Xhardc0reXEM0" Myspace pictures, which they caption with lyrics from some shitty band. They would whine about people forgetting their birthday, and probably blame it on "teh preps/the conformists/the blonde popular gurlz/the Jonas Brothers"

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Yarrachel 16

YDI for not writing your dog a thank you note, you ungrateful douchenozzle.

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Sofa_Cat 0

Time to take him out back...

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trickatreat 0

karma for not potty training your dog o:

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perdix 29

Why did you have to buy dogshit to put in you shoes? The puppy will give you a lot for free.

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snafu57 1

dogs eat that stuff, so it's obviously of value to him, and that's the best he can do without an allowance.

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jennay8288 1

Happy Birthday, dude. My birthday was lame too, I recieved a pair of cheap socks :].

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