Money: Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles'... - FML

By xero_art - 26/06/2009 09:51 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

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juliadream 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:06

Ouch, man. At least the album ended up safely in your hands at the end.

ptmcg 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:24

Awww. And then at Christmas, you could pawn your heirloom pocket watch so you could buy her some ornate haircombs for her long beautiful hair, and meanwhile, she cuts and sells her hair to buy you a chain for your heirloom pocket watch - what a riot! Oh, Henry, the IRONY!!!

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foitty 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:08

dude wtf this is so fake u got this off of according to jim

wolfy_fml 5

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:19

I have seen this scenario on many TV shows. Including Full House where Dannys car gets destroyed. Jesse and Joey go to a vintage car dealership and make an offer on an identical car to replace it. Danny calls the same place and also makes an offer. Then, without knowing who the other bidder is, they keep upping the offer. It is a common theme and it is totally believable that it could happen in real life. I highly doubt that the poster stole the idea from a TV show.

mister_moops 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:27

she used your own credit card to buy something for you?

shnibz101 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:03

LOL

thesadpiggy 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:37

at least your wife knows what you like... and at least you have it now =D

seb12992 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:50

What a coincidence.

happy_me 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:21

how is this an fml? you got the album, right? it could have been some other dude. and.. ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Trebek 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:21

This would be an FML, except for the fact that it is an episode of According to Jim.

Thats_fucked____ 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:29

Come on guys this was a great gift so who cares? Btw my fml's never post i think this is a group of people making random ones up notice how the fml poster never responds back???

summer66_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:42

well........happy birthday anyway :/.....mines in 3 days.....

emmmilyyy 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:50

your wife must be pretty stupid. and how is it a gift if she used your card?

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