By xero_art - 26/06/2009 09:51 - United States
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You should have ended it after the first sentence it was bad enough alredy.
How is this an FML? Your wife loves you enough to: a: know exactly what you want b. not wait till the last minute to buy your gift from a Walgreens c. pay an assload of money for your gift
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omg so she spent more of YOUR money to beat YOU... end that relationship NOW!
you got it anyways, so don't complain.
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Ouch, man. At least the album ended up safely in your hands at the end.
Awww. And then at Christmas, you could pawn your heirloom pocket watch so you could buy her some ornate haircombs for her long beautiful hair, and meanwhile, she cuts and sells her hair to buy you a chain for your heirloom pocket watch - what a riot! Oh, Henry, the IRONY!!!