Money: Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased...

By ipodless - 13/10/2011 00:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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Thanks, iHate it

By muggle68 - 10/12/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML

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By Kolkata - 05/08/2012 23:25 - Canada

Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML

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By Margaret - 26/12/2018 02:00

Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 16:38

Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML

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By misc - 20/11/2010 10:40 - Australia

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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irokyoursox 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 8:56

Happy birthday

cmayo 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 9:10

Haha, buying music. That's a good one.

Comments

Zinchy1234 1

Monday 17 October 2011 0:40

There's this nice little thing called downloading music. It saves you ass loads of money.

sinekt 9

Monday 17 October 2011 13:43

Emmm... out here in the real world music is still free to download from peering/torrent programs and sites. I feel sorry for these poor countries where you have to pay for software and music and movies.

unnyup 0

Monday 12 December 2011 8:27

No.

sinekt 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:02

Some people dont have 1000$ a month. The day i wont be able to download my stuff for free at speeds beyond 5MB/s i will commit suicide

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:34

that sucks. i know how it feels to have something valuable stolen from you.

unnyup 0

Monday 12 December 2011 8:25

Then, how are you writing this?

rjalda100 18

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:53

a computer?

byron17 26

Saturday 6 April 2013 14:13

that has got to be one of the most stupidest comments I've read...

crazychettalover 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:23

wow that sucks well on the bight side you got what you wanted for your birthday :D

sinekt 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 22:32

Let's put it this way: when I won't have to go to my mom to take money for food and gas, maybe I'll buy music. I've been working in IT for the last three years. Life is not that easy everywhere in the world. This year I only used my money for keeping my car in good condition to be able to go to work. So I go to work to repair my car to go to work... I was barely able to do anything for myself this year. Went to the seaside with something like 20$ for 4 days and slept in the car, because I had no money for a room. And all the bills and all my food are paid by my parents and still can't have enough money to do anything. I'm not starving or anything, but it's far from being normal. I have a salary of about 350 euros/month. About 100/month only the gas, I have 250€ left per month, or about 320$/month, without any more payments subtracted from it, like electricity, internet, TV, food, car maintenance & other stuff. So yeah, I couldn't care less about it.

MagicalReing 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:57

Download music instead.

ludzidocelowych 4

Tuesday 6 March 2012 14:27

Yes, some people still buy their songs like I do, because me, and a lot of people aren't disrespectful pieces of shit, who are too poor to buy anything, you stupid "pirates" make me physically ill, and I hope terrible things happen to every last one of you and your families.

zfchatroulette 24

Monday 28 January 2013 3:13

Wow, I'm surprised you can hate people because they're poor. You're a total **** and I hope your parents get fired and you get kicked out onto the streets and you all become hobos and experience what it's really like to be poor and have everyone hate you because by not having money you're 'disrespectful' and that people wish terrible things on you constantly just because you don't have money. TL;DR **** you.