By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
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iceroyalty1984 14

I'll give you a very fancy necklace if you let me date your boyfriend.

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JadeWalker 14

lol he did tht on purpose XD im sorry tho fyl

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epyk_pryncess 8

That's funny. He apparently has a sense of humor. Happy bday OP. (it's mine as well)

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brick_man33 14

OP really wanted a lightsaber.

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wittygirl 8

I want a wand. You got an epic boyfriend :D

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PsychicToaster 0

Okay you people saying OP is ungrateful are the biggest group of morons I've ever had the misfortune to read from on the Internet. Really? Yes, it was nice of the guy to buy her something, but for god's sake it's a wand! A useless piece of wood(or plastic, or whatever)! What is the OP supposed to do with it? Maybe the guy should've been less of an idiot and thought it through a bit more.

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RaquelW 7

Yeah, because buying a necklace takes the critical thinking skills of a genius. If it was a Harry Potter wand, he had to special-order it (and it's not cheap). I'm pretty sure he 'thought it through' and thought it would be a gift she'd enjoy.

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blueeyedwolf 10

And how much more useful is a piece of jewelery? It's just a piece of metal and maybe a few stones...

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CaptainPickles72 18

Plus she probably wrote this FML before she found out the wand vibrated!

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cetlawizard 15

Maybe it's larger around & longer than her bf, so she can be satisfied & reach the places he can't...he probably wanted her to get satisfaction while he's curled up in the fetal position after the bj. The world may never know. :}

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wittygirl 8

Whatever happened to "it's the thought that counts" such a crab apple about it yeesh

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