Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy...

By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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You deserved it 356

Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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You deserved it 173

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 293

By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 296

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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You deserved it 158

By forgotmyownbirthday - 27/11/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 60 849

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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You deserved it 2 628

By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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You deserved it 15 761

By birthday blues - 08/11/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML

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You deserved it 912

Jaaared_ 15

Wednesday 16 April 2014 22:57

Wow your sister is evil.

bobsleighyer 10

Wednesday 16 April 2014 22:58

Happy Birthday !

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LieutenantDove 6

Thursday 17 April 2014 3:03

Happy birthday, OP!

maggiefox 25

Thursday 17 April 2014 3:25

I'm sorry OP :( There's always her birthday for revenge...

belljars 22

Thursday 17 April 2014 3:32

Feliz cumple anos birthday boy

iAshelle 11

Thursday 17 April 2014 3:39

Wow that is messed up. I'm sorry OP. Happy birthday! And I hope your wishes come true :)

Baucis 10

Thursday 17 April 2014 3:57

Did the dress at least match your eyes?

taywuzhere 11

Thursday 17 April 2014 4:31

Happy birthday though dude. Just try and laugh a little, it always makes things better. :D

Bunny_nutz_fml 11

Thursday 17 April 2014 4:40

is your sister,Megan by any chance?

wannabeactress71 8

Thursday 17 April 2014 4:40

Why do parents put their boy in a dress in the first place?

lmfao_forreal 7

Thursday 17 April 2014 5:03

Hey it's my birthday too but I don't complain.

nixieduck 9

Thursday 17 April 2014 5:04

Happy Birthday OP! I suggest planning some revenge

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Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

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Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

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Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML

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You deserved it 522

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

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Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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Today, I finally got to see the professional photographs taken at the wedding I recently attended. I can't find a single picture of myself that I like. I was the bride. FML

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Same thing different taste

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

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