Kids: Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my...

By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By moosemay - 19/01/2016 17:03 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By B - 18/04/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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JINJANINJA 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:32

if hes two they are milk teeth, bad but not the end of the world

Ipreferbroccoli 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:38

Poor thing. He'll probably hate tickling for the rest of his life now haha

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FMLephant 2

Wednesday 1 September 2010 0:00

smash all of his teeth out and buy him dentures for Christmas. problem solved

citrinka 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 6:11

all I want for christmas is my two front teeth...

teotsi 28

Tuesday 24 June 2014 18:59

Too late, #96.

QWERTYCommander 5

Wednesday 1 September 2010 0:05

Wow. FYL. Hope your sister doesn't hate you now.

Doortje 29

Wednesday 1 September 2010 0:14

You so NOT deserved this. You were playing with a 2-year old, you couldn't have known there would be a bloody ending. So FYL (and your nephew's).

sxcthaigirl 6

Wednesday 1 September 2010 0:21

awwh. poor darlin. :( at least he's still a kiddo new teeth will grow in(:

ncvolley123 8

Wednesday 1 September 2010 0:36

now he knows what to wish for on christmas!!! it would be funny but kinda sick to wrap up his teeth and give them back!!!!

beaker90 2

Wednesday 1 September 2010 0:38

I had something similar happen to me when I was about three years old. I was sitting at a picnic table with my mom and it flipped over and hit me in the mouth, knocking my two front teeth out. The dentist gave me false front teeth because even though they were baby teeth, they are instrumental in helping a child learn to speak correctly. When I was 7, my adult teeth grew in and no permanent harm was done. I learned to speak properly and it's now a fun story to tell about how for about 4 years, all I really wanted to Christmas were my two front teeth!