By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
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chaseafterwind82 29

'And that was what started the terrible conflict known as the Great Prank War of 2015.'

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Cortezthe1st 23

I don't think that murder is the solution here.

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DamnBailie 23

I honestly gagged reading this. Thats horrible OP. Think of some amazing revenge. like shaving his left eyebrow off.

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Ms_ValS 27

OP, the next time your family has pasta, make him up a plate and sprinkle on your feet shavings and say it's just cheese. Prepare a little baggy of it so you're good to go.

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RedPillSucks 31

deliciously evil :-)

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Dicebar 10

Some moustache wax strips applied while the little fiend is asleep sounds like a fitting escalation in preparation of total war.

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LeashaJoy5595 28

That made me sick to my stomach reading that. I hope you get him back good, OP! Then give us the details of his payback

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apaul982 14

Put a ghost pepper in his mouth while he's yawning

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jonny_salsa 7

that's a little hardcore, don't you think?

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MidnaLink 33

What about paprika? Or a Salt and Pepper combo?

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ChloeRattlehead 22

Get him back with something worse. Like, some snot or something.

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devinaww 15

ewwwwwww that's even worse than toenails

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chaseafterwind82 29

'And that was what started the terrible conflict known as the Great Prank War of 2015.'

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1dvs_bstd 41

Fart in his mouth when he's sleeping. It's not about revenge, it's about sending a message.

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rileyrae0000 23

If he's sleeping, how is he going to receive the message? Unless he wakes up from it.. But heavy sleepers like me wouldn't

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1dvs_bstd 41

Hold his nose... :feeling evil:

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1dvs_bstd 41

I like the way you think.

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