By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Judus_beej 0

kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.

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emilyta_fml 0

That's what you get for not keeping your legs shut.

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ADELIZE 0

Call MTV you can be on 16 and pregnant

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FweakofCydonia 40

I remember in our biology class we had to do a unit on health and sexuality. apparently even protection isn't 100% effective, it's only 95-99%.

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c_tuck 0

What's sad is she is saying FML because she is preggers. GROW UP! If you think u r grown enough to do the act then I recommend being grown enough to carry the responsibilities that inevitably come with it. A child is a blessing and I feel sorry for him/her because of your view.

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Lidibear 5

In the words of Jeremy Kyle, "should have put something on the end of it".

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newburton13 26

That's what you get for having underage sex you ****. Maybe you'll end up on the next 16 and pregnant.

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rhage07 4

Well... Teenagers live in a world that extensively warns them about pregnancy... I have no problem with older teenagers having sex, but the moral of the story is: If you didn't want a baby, you should've wrapped it...

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