Pregnancy and Miscellaneous: Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By Clara - 23/09/2023 22:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML

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Happy birthday

By Leah Magers - 27/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML

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By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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kwintalamillah 6

Saturday 18 December 2010 12:18

seriously, whose fault is that? --'

Judus_beej 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 12:27

kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.

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buzzbee21 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 9:54

Unless you were raped, YDI....learn to keep your legs shut

cortneyanne92 0

Friday 6 July 2012 22:10

child, you are not old enough to be having sex.

roxstarpony 8

Friday 20 July 2012 19:00

Quick! Call MTV!!

Fuck_Bullshit 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:38

Congrats. Are you gonna be featured on Teen Mom?

damnthosemonkeys 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 9:58

Call MTV .

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:50

YDI for being a ****

oscar6464 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 5:14

Go call MTV

xica_sp4ever 18

Saturday 3 November 2012 2:37

You are what's wrong with the world.

onewaystreetpark 0

Saturday 24 November 2012 15:16

Abort abort

superfail77 8

Saturday 16 March 2013 20:30

That's what you get for being a ****.

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Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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