Animals: Today, it's my sixth day taking care of my family's seven animals...

By KennyDidIt - 09/12/2012 13:18 - United States - Grand Bay

Today, it's my sixth day taking care of my family's seven animals while my parents are in Singapore. So far, I've emergency-called the vet twice, taken a dog to the vet once, and cleaned up liquid dog shit five times. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 14:00

Today, both my mom and I are very ill, while her boyfriend is perfectly fine. Somehow, this means that I’m the one having to take care of my mom, myself, the household and 6 pets, while he does nothing, goes on trips and leaves dirt all over the house when he’s here. FML

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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Where were you?

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Stamford

Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML

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Doggy dog world

By gagus123 - 24/03/2022 22:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I agreed to care for my girlfriend’s sister's dog. She assured us that the dog was housetrained, but when I got home from work at 07:00 AM my girlfriend was sleeping and there was not only one “accident” but five. This is going to be a fun weekend. FML

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The stench

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 14:00

Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML

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By Bobby - 10/08/2012 11:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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By Yuck - 11/10/2018 05:00

Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML

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By tenniemo - 11/06/2018 17:39 - United States - Green Valley

Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML

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ICastillo 24

Sunday 9 December 2012 16:38

What the hell are you feeding the dogs that are making them sick. It's not that hard to take care dogs.

zingline89 18

Sunday 9 December 2012 16:47

Here's a solution! -Don't eat for several days -You die -FML site improves

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breasticals 6

Sunday 9 December 2012 17:54

just hose the house down

darkhakai 18

Sunday 9 December 2012 17:59

I think you might be doing it wrong.

birdcagereligion 10

Sunday 9 December 2012 18:03

You don't give table food to dogs, OP!

upsidedownn 8

Sunday 9 December 2012 18:23

It's not the animals fault! You're doing a good thing by helping out and taking care of them.

CrackC 5

Sunday 9 December 2012 18:37

Kill em all

chubbybunny963 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 19:16

This is my curiosity speaking, but does anybody else wonder what other animals OP's family has?

ICastillo 24

Monday 10 December 2012 0:03

He has a parrot , a cat, a iguana, three dogs, and I believe a goldfish.

ICastillo 24

Monday 10 December 2012 0:07

Oh yeah and he made the two emergency calls to the vet, because the goldfish almost drowned twice :(

Twisted_Angel 17

Sunday 9 December 2012 19:22

And the vet told you to...? Start watching the dogs. When they start sniffing, take them outside. a dog always sniffs before they shit. And wash your hands before dinner...