Animals: Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML

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Hard to beat

By onlyslightly - 30/11/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

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By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Where were you?

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Stamford

Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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Welcome home!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML

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Alas…

By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

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You deserved it 125

By kdriver - 12/09/2016 14:44 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I'm fostering a very shy cat who doesn't like to be held. I had to move the litter box to another room, but when I picked him up to show him where I'd moved it to, he peed on me. FML

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You deserved it 1 745

By leahneedssleep - 11/07/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

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xx000o 27

Sunday 30 October 2016 11:42

At least you didn't stab yourself in the shoulder.

stayydomii 21

Sunday 30 October 2016 9:32

Since people will reply with a lame pun, I'll start with URINE TROUBLE. But seriously, as a vet tech/assistant been there done that be thankful with wasn't nasty smelling anal glands :) always bring an extra pair of scrubs, you never know what will happen.

Comments

rnayyyyy 12

Sunday 30 October 2016 9:23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 30 October 2016 10:22

You had a chance to make the first comment awesome. You failed.

Arashikage 18

Sunday 30 October 2016 11:09

Why do people make first comment such a big deal anyway? it's not like it's worth anything, no one's going to give you praise. All you'll get is downvotes and negative comments

stayydomii 21

Sunday 30 October 2016 9:32

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 30 October 2016 9:35

Urine a bad situation. Some might say a catastrophe.

Jaelkus 28

Sunday 30 October 2016 10:01

They say vitamin E makes the coat have that shine. I now know better :)

kirby1964 20

Sunday 30 October 2016 10:05

Should of had a treat, you did not, so you got tricked. Bummer.

Bearsmomma 30

Sunday 30 October 2016 12:46

"Have" . That's what you were looking for there.

xx000o 27

Sunday 30 October 2016 11:42

At least you didn't stab yourself in the shoulder.

_EnderDoge 22

Sunday 30 October 2016 17:45

Very true, #8

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Sunday 30 October 2016 19:52

This will be very confusing for someone who's going through random later on and comes across this comment.

species4872 19

Sunday 30 October 2016 12:07

I'm sure the cat enjoyed the look on your face when the realization dawned.

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 30 October 2016 12:55

Aww, poor kitty. I hope the cat got a bath, that can't be pleasant.

nykkilynn16 7

Sunday 30 October 2016 14:47

I'm sure this was not the first nor the last time will happen. The dangers of working with animals. But, as someone pointed out, at least it's not glands.