Love: Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter...

By igiveup - 21/12/2012 03:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2021 01:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By JaneSimple - 16/08/2020 14:02

Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Mike - 16/09/2020 09:02 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, we had two-year wedding anniversary. A few months ago, I insisted on going to a therapist because my wife can only think and talk about our one-year kid. My present for her was a Spa day, flowers and chocolate. Her gift to me was a Lego set to build for our kid. FML

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By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

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Friday 21 December 2012 11:02

This is the future of "It's really windy out" guy. You shouldn't have kept pushing for marriage! Anyway, at least the world didn't end, so that's all good.

Needafarm 22

Friday 21 December 2012 11:04

Since he's forgetful you should remind him by telling him you are going out with the daughter who remembered your anniversary and leaving him home to watch the little one.

Comments

onorexveritas 23

Friday 21 December 2012 17:56

well your daughter is sweet

swedeNix 13

Friday 21 December 2012 18:06

Id like to date ur daughter haha:) happy aniversery anyways:)

tzryan 3

Friday 21 December 2012 18:09

Things maybe different if you start giving your husband allowance.

PsychoBitch666 8

Friday 21 December 2012 18:10

She probably got it from you, then.

sknabc123 8

Friday 21 December 2012 18:18

Are you complaining about having a good daughter ? Really?

BellaBelle_fml 23

Friday 21 December 2012 20:40

That's not the point of the FML…

cat1230 4

Friday 21 December 2012 18:35

I think girls should just marry each other.

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 21 December 2012 18:40

You... please go talk to your husband. Arrange something to help him remember. Do something, talk about how you feel to him. Venting is fine, but follow it with action.

kitten82 16

Friday 21 December 2012 19:25

Do something really nice and romantic for him. Make sure its unexpected. Or buy him something he has been wanting and give it to him unexpectedly. It will make him feel bad for not doing something for you. That will make him feel like such an a$$. Its a good way to get back at him. Works for me everytime.