Miscellaneous: Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going...

By pathetic - 31/10/2009 10:08 - Australia

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 07:21 - Australia

Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff - Chile - Santiago

Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML

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By a - 31/10/2009 04:14 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML

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By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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Lonely

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

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By Fefe - 13/07/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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Saturday Night Fever

By soy_un_perderdor - 13/12/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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Saturday 31 October 2009 15:15

Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan

Jotham 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 15:08

Wow, nice halloween

Comments

dragon2041 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 19:31

I find it hilarious that you feel the need to make people think you're out partying.

bernicexx 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:48

omg dis shit is funny ! im sorry but u seriously have no life (:

GLiTTeRz 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 18:55

you forgot to add in the part you were on FML .

XxsabathxX 12

Monday 18 April 2011 6:21

could have just put ur status as offline

cerealkilr197 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:10

ever think that if they are asking your plans, they might ask you to go somewhere with them if you were free?

iateunicorn 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:07

my birthdays on halloween i didnt even try to lie that i was doing something

hurrican_fml 0

Sunday 30 September 2012 21:40

Don't you go trick or treating?

rhiannonleesarah 14

Saturday 26 December 2015 11:56

We generally don't celebrate Halloween here in Australia

Poro_fml 12

Friday 6 June 2014 20:12

I did something similar a while ago. I got some good advice - next time, if you want to do something, you could say, "Nothing, want to do something?" or something along the lines of that. The person I talked to said it was usually an invitation to do something if they asked what you were up to.