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there's always those people at school (I'm a senior) who always brag about how "wasted" they got, and how they got in so much "trouble". they always look around to see if anyones dropping in their conversation so they can get the attention they want. when really getting "wasted" is only taking a shot of goose and sipping on the same beer all night taking pics with it. it's not any of my business but dam, it's so annoying!
AND NOW, in the spirit of my gothy douchebag magician costume this year, Imma mind freak ALL y'all, 'specially thyaftermath. What if her friends are all ONLINE friends, and she HAS lied to them all about being cool, and therefore HAS to keep up the act? BOOM, bitches. YOU'VE BEEN MINDFREAKED.
You are a sad sad sad person.
It's called don't log onto msn. Silly slutbag.
I almost never ask somebody what they are doing tonight unless I either have a suggestion, or I am looking for somebody to tag along with... You probably screwed yourself out of a fun night, because of a little insecurity.
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Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan
Wow, nice halloween