Holidays: Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found...

By buggingout - 26/07/2011 10:33 - United States

Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML

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By Fubar0906 - 19/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 12:14

Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML

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By aloha - 12/03/2010 21:17 - France

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 09:18 - Greece

Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

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By Sarah Ellsberry - 13/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I moved back in after over a month of couch hopping and $2,000 of heat and chemical treatments for a chronic bedbug issue. I just found bedbugs on my legs. We've used all our favors and have nowhere to go. FML

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Non refundable

By honeymooner - 28/03/2012 10:47 - South Africa - Braamfontein

Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML

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Where do we go now?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2024 03:00

Today, while vacationing in Mexico, the Airbnb we were supposed to check into today for 3 weeks just called to say that due to a broken water pipe, they're unable to host us. We're supposed to check out of our current stay in an hour. FML

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By no luck - 30/09/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, I found out less than 3 weeks before my wedding my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML

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By tayluh26 - 15/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon, because they "didn't have one, so neither will we", meaning they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML

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By Juanald - 05/11/2017 05:00

Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML

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Kn0wledge123 21

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:11

Get your money back. As a hotel, they are contractually obligated to provide a clean and hospitable environment. The fact that it clearly isn't means they breached this contract, and releases you and your spouse from the obligation of payment. If they refuse to give you the money back, you can sue for breach of contract & pain and suffering. The More You Know

enonymous 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:57

Hundreds of indigenous wildlife to keep you company you mean

Comments

PurpleFrostingg 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:09

super sexy fun time

lolital_fml 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:17

if you can't get your money back i wouldn't stay there another day find somewhere else and then if i were you i'd tell everyone not to go to that hotel

ku_boy56 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:19

which island are you on. and just ask for a different room

ku_boy56 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:24

you stupid haloes you all the same sue them sue them that's all you guys think about is money.

xGolBLiiN 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:28

if your on the big island go to: Waka' Loa Village if your on Kaui go to: The Outrigger i stayed at really nice hotels on the other islands too but i forgot their name

CukieRox 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:14

its Waikoloa! not Waka'Loa....tsk tsk

juicedboi 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:37

He's more quagmire that you will ever be! OP, you get a room of free pets and you're complaining? Selfish! Cockroaches need friends too you know. Maybe those cockroaches were on their honeymoon and then BAM! you just decide to march in and take over their room. So inconsiderate! I bet they are posting this all over FMyRoachLife.com as we speak! Yeah I got carried away but once I was committed I couldn't stop.