Kids: Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years....

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By owwie - 13/02/2010 20:11 - United States

Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML

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Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 20:46 - United States

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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Sunday 14 February 2010 1:06

come to canada!!!we have free healthcare!!!andsnow!!!

rgt154 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:58

ah that sucks, I'm sorry FYL

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sam_hates_ham 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:00

awwww :( that stinks. fyl

tb15 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:11

^^agree 8(

KishiSenmatsu 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:00

that sucks. Poopy for you :(

girlygirllol8 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:36

bwahahahaha poopy... lmao!

jordaninja 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:00

and this is why we don't run when it snows :P

maskedman 9

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:32

unless you're being chased by the abominable snowman.

bridgette5866 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 8:28

ahhh, I believe you are the wisest of them all.

FMLmercy 10

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:00

Awe tht sucks. Hope you feel better and get more snow. Where I live, there's so much snow. Anyways, hope you feel better.

seabrook 7

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:01

how did u not see lol wtf?

juscreablu 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:01

awe:( I feel for you!

dragonwarrior 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:02

That sucks but it is funny FYL

yeahreally 6

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:02

lol of course that would happen when you were really amped to see snow..

JojoBrown520 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:02

lol Snickerdoodle ily! i don't get those haters :/

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:03

I'm sorry but that made me laugh. Look at the bright side, I'm sure you have plenty of mud to play in now that you're home.

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:37

but making mudmen sounds evil :[

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