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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
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crackberrie 0

creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)

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englishmuffin 0

Happy birthday! FYL. Why does your stalker have your number? If he's a legit stalker, you should block his number or change your own. Otherwise, I'm guessing he is more of an acquaintance whom you don't quite return feelings for. Also, I usually ignore these things, but remember: "i" before "e" except after "c." Sorry, but in a FML this concise, the word just stuck out like a sore thumb.

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akvandervort 21

Actually, if you are referring to the word "received," she spelled it correctly. You're an idiot. I like how you tried bashing the OP when in reality you just made yourself look dumb. Congratulations.

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usmingan 0

dear #15, before you correct somebody, you should make sure there's something to correct. :P

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iljajlm 4

That rule is bullshit...it works on like five words in the English language. idiot

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po_ta_to 0

It IS after 'c'. You just made yourself look stupid.

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Stephanieeex3 0

Well, let's look at the bright side, love. Now you have oodles of Happy Birthday wishes, thanks to your birthday being so shitty.. rotlfmao l: HAPPY BIRFDAYYYY o: Creepers, ftw l:

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_MLSBIDGAF 0

LAWL~ Well, aweee ! That really does suck. You should have told him to come over and give you some "Birthday sex". Hey, some sex, is better than none @ all. AND CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT "OP" MEANS?! I've been wanting to know for like, everrrrr. Happy late birthdayyyyyyy

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my_fml_account 2

original post(er), the FML we're all commenting on in this case

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xxjoexx 0

He remembered? That is so sweet you should send him a picture of you sleeping......Of course if he is a stalker worth his salt he probably already has several.

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xxMiiNii 0

I don't think anyone really is that lonely. Your stalker must be some form of comfort which exists in your head only. Happy Birthday anyway.

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Antivirus_fml 0

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Oh i mean HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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plethora 3

I hate to nitpick (Ha!) but what the shit does his accent have to do with anything?

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KitCath_fml 0

Well if he isn't actually Japanese, him singing in a Japanese accent is just adding to the weirdness...

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plexico 3

You ought to get down on your knees and blow the stalker, since you have no candles to blow because no one else cares about you enough to get you a cake. You need to hook up with the stalker. Once he gets to know the real you, he'll abandon you like everyone else already has. Happy Birthday, though! Cheers!

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taoxyeuxmay 4

umm, are you trolling? that was actually funny. haha

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plexico 3

I'm just trying to have a little fun. Look, when your write an FML, you are not requesting a group hug and moral support. This is not the place for that. With all the jokers and douchebags commenting here, do you think you would post a real painful episode in your real life? I wouldn't. I'd only post some things that I found ridiculous or see if I could sneak a fake in. My favorite day of the year is April Fools' Day!

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bexox 0

Agreed, plexico. That also goes for the people that say things like "OMG this is not an FML because ____". It's not a support website for genuinely horrible things in life, it's meant for things that are a little crazy or ironic. God, I wouldn't post anything on here either unless it was something I could deal w/ being criticized by a bunch of 13-year-olds for.

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sleepreader 0

plexico, you are amazing. I actually look through the comments before I read them to see if you've written anything... does that make me creepy? damn, and I'm Japanese... but I don't have an accent...

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skittlefreak101 1

Well, sorry to hear about the stalker, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Always be happy, cuz it means you've lived another year!

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