Miscellaneous: Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 07:24 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By birthday blues - 08/11/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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knibbsy 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:58

I'd never forget your birthday!

edenclaire 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:59

yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP

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vballchick101 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 14:02

I hate stalkers. And awww! That's so sad :( Happy birthday!!! :]

kait729 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:50

supp my name is kristian your hot lol but i like to skate to.yupp so do u have words with friends...

TheKK 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 14:17

happy birthday :)

BigBlondeRex 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 14:43

did they "romantically" climb in your 3rd story window to cut off a piece of your hair and leave you a turtle with a note saying "I'll always be there for you even if you don't think you want me there" taped to it's back? If not then I've got ya beat ; P

Nadinek98 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:46

win! someone did the exact same thing to me except they drew a duck

citruslime 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 1:54

lol :)

dougyfresh410 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 14:52

was your stalker atleast cool? was he nice?

aniroc 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:12

at least someone remembered(:

yyyttt 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:31

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marinus_fml 19

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:35

I suggest you read the FML rules if you don't want a ban.

erikb5 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:40

I know it's late but happy birthday :)

wonderful_wendy 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:44

did the stalker atleast give you a present

janzup77 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:45

YDI. at least someone remembered.

wDeemish 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:01

Happy Birthday 

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