Miscellaneous: Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 07:24 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By birthday blues - 08/11/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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knibbsy 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:58

I'd never forget your birthday!

edenclaire 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:59

yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP

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Smartiesx 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:47

well, have a good party :)

kait729 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:52

supp your very cute lol but i love to skate i have a girl bored

LDP2 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:57

Her very cute what? 77, you didn't finish your sentence.

unhappybitch 8

Saturday 20 November 2010 18:23

aww thats nice maybe hes not a creepy stalker? and hes just crazy for you, give him a chance :p

TheMess16 3

Saturday 20 November 2010 18:27

at least he told u happy bday

mexipunker 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 18:45

Happy birthday you're not special. You're getting older but not much better. We just want to embaress you, that's why we're singing this song. So happy f*¢king birthday your not special.

Sorrows 5

Saturday 20 November 2010 18:56

Hopefully creepy stalker gave you a gift.

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:03

happy belated birthday! hope stalker looks but does NOT touch

brnybrwn 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:25

happy birthday

TheVagabond_SRG 12

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:25

You probably deserve it for being so easy to stalk.

SilverChrono 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:57

At least SOMEONE remembered.

NvUsDistortion 3

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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