By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
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knibbsy 4

I'd never forget your birthday!

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edenclaire 0

yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP

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Rangant 7

#10 with imagery like the one from your first sentence you could become an author

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knibbsy 4

10, if I remember correctly, OP's mom had a C-section. I was very young at the time, but I have the memory of a creepy stalker.

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FYLDeep 25

Hey, I talked to your stalker and you got to give him props. He even stole a cake from some girl's place to give to you.

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kailsey 5

ohmygoshh! ur rele funny. i read that little post too! she got robbed n the only thing he stole was her chocolate cake Hehe

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kailsey 5

unless thats not what you were talking about...than this is embarassing...

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FYLDeep 25

It was a reference to that actually.

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Doortje 29

Better than nothing! Did he give you a stalkerish big present?

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docscientist 9

When someone qualifies a stalker as creepy, I picture the old Nosferatu.

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docscientist 9

She was also born with a club foot and had to wear corrective shoes for a while. That's what makes her so unique and beautiful.

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kenjiisown 1

Too many FMLs where the OP's birthdays are forgotten by everyone but their stalker.

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Zebidee 8

I've been reading these for a while now, and including this one, I make that - well - one.

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BloodyHeel 8

Don't you have facebook? That's what facebook is for, reminding people of their loved ones' birthday. Gosh. How awful of no one to remember.

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