Miscellaneous: Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 07:24 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By birthday blues - 08/11/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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knibbsy 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:58

I'd never forget your birthday!

edenclaire 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:59

yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP

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my_names_nico 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 5:31

Lol that happened to me 2 years ago

l00n3yt00nz 6

Monday 9 May 2011 6:01

aww:( happy birthday! and at least your stalker cares:) lol

briissocoollike 8

Friday 12 August 2011 5:12

at least you've got a stalker :)

lilmisslovely13 15

Friday 18 November 2011 4:02

Wait, your mom forgot your birthday? How awful!!

bryxe_fml 6

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:41

I wudnt forget ur special dau

Siena5687 4

Friday 10 August 2012 0:56

As he should.

dante_53 13

Sunday 6 April 2014 4:35

Hey at least someone remembered!! Jk fyl

kittykat1501 31

Friday 12 June 2015 5:47

You should get that checked 0ut. The stalker, and the fact that all ur friends are FAKE

abbyyyyy 15

Sunday 21 June 2015 19:21

Happy birthday!! Wish your stalker goes away

XDJEnderman 14

Monday 6 July 2015 4:25

at least someone remembered, my own parents forgot my last birthday, it was my 16th birthday and I was home ALL day, they didn't find out until my grandma, aunt, and 2 of my cousins showed up at 11:00 pm with cupcakes and cards

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