Miscellaneous: Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were...

By ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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choppedNskrewed 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:05

Hahahaha you deserved it. Who wants to eat a penis cake? Are you not eating enough of his penis already?

dancing_bear 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:05

I think it was reasonable to assume they weren't coming if his friends were organising the party. That's very, very awkward.

Comments

waithangonasec 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:52

lol, screw them

vvnz 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:35

why would you do that in the first place?!

feeish 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:37

Sorry but YDI if you went to a birthday party thinking there parents weren't invited

lawlkat 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:46

YDI for being a bitch

blahdsflksfd 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:49

Because everyone knows only the super overly conservative parents dont like giant penis cakes.

ummmok 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 5:02

LOL, I read this on www.FWhyMe.com last week

UnitedArabEmirat 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:17

GTFO of my country

Islander_fml 5

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:40

This is so ******* funny because, just today, I went to a friend's birthday party, and we had two penis cakes! Two of my good friends (both girls) planned the party, even buying a penis mold from a sex shop. It was damn good cake, by the way.