Intimacy: Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense...

By nonmormon - 18/07/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML

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By ohdear - 27/01/2011 13:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML

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Wanting your cake

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 11:01 - United States - Dayton

Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML

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Common passion

By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 09:35 - Australia

Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML

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Polytrouble

By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 00:02

Today, I'm in a polyamorous relationship. My husband and my boyfriend are both aware and are okay with it. Today they met. Not only are they okay with each other, they’ve hit it off. They've drafted a schedule of which days they want, meals, and chores for me on those days. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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You must be kidding

By Hurt - 30/12/2022 18:00

Today, my husband of 6 years told me he has a 5 year-old. In fact, she was conceived the night before our wedding. Apparently, the “one last time fuck as a single man” with his female bestie was too good of an opportunity to pass up. He doesn’t get why I’m not speaking to him. FML

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Man child

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 23:44 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

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By Disappointed - 30/05/2015 20:05 - United States - Lexington

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML

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gonzi_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 23:07

o.0 I hope he realizes that its illegal in the US

Ligerie 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 23:03

ewww....

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gymnast10179 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:55

what does that mean??

Blatstuff 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:55

Ugh, what a low life. Time for a divorce it seems... Before he breaks your heart or worse, brings home a sexually transmitted disease from cheating on you with another low life with equally terrible moral standards. Sounds like it's coming soon if this piece of crap is thinking about polygamy while making love to his wife... I feel badly for you OP. :(

tohaveandtohold 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:40

simple solution-divorce his ass

RastaboyJordanE 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 6:56

I was about to say "that's what you get for bring Mormon" until I saw your name haha

navywife01 0

Friday 1 October 2010 0:31

Actually....Mormons haven't practiced Polygamy for many years. You should check your facts before you continue to say ignorant things :)

Kokihi 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:07

what an ass hole! I hope you slapped him...hard.

blo0_starZz 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 7:17

For all you people who say it's illegal, you're wrong! If it's a part of your religion, then thr government can't interfere. Plus, it would be retarded not to arrest (eg.) your huband when he cheats on you, yet to arrest him when he gets married to that woman with your knowing.

zargon 1

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:08

I'm so glad the government can't interfere with my religion that involves three daily ritual human sacrifices!

gmc_blossom 21

Tuesday 28 December 2010 19:20

it's not illegal in the US. Ever see the show 'Sister Wives'? They're in Utah I do believe.

benjiadc123 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:25

Actually my good sir, they have been chased by officers for that reason

limepinklis 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:28

they say Mormons do that. hahaha, yeah right. Were AGAINST that. it's disgusting.

Pleasehelpmypony 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 15:20

Finally! Someone who speaks the truth. I'm no longer Mormon, but was raised in a Mormon family. They are completely against it, unless people are mistaking LDS for FLDS. (FLDS does support polygamy.)