Miscellaneous: Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML

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Monday 22 February 2010 3:10

why was there a bat in the outfield

ialwaysscrewup 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:40

What were you doing with a bat in the outfield?

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korcagirl1 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:50

FAILURE.

1733817338 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:59

EPIC FAIL!!! xD good try tho sport

imchanel 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:05

at least you tried. what is a bat doing in the outfield? or maybe I read it wrong?

slyace 9

Monday 22 February 2010 8:43

hello future benchwarmer X)

Compass 0

Monday 22 February 2010 14:40

Wait, those 2 things happened separately, right? I wanna know you you managed to get hit in the head with a bat while you were on the ground in the outfield.

boatkicker 4

Monday 22 February 2010 15:08

You probably stressed yourself out trying to prove yourself. Don't do that. Just play, and forget that the other team members are 2 years old. Going to have to give this one a YDI. Sorry.