By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML
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yadisingh 5

Eat up, big boy :) Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

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William523 5

Dollars to DoNuts, when (if) the OP retires after a full career of service in the police force, someone calls him "pumpkin."

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spiff3033 1

as a policeman i can tell you, in a couple weeks you or someone else will do something much more embarasing and all will be forgoten. stay motivated

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Okayitwasme 0

They just jealous! Cuz your mom is awesome.

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livedandlaughed 10

Looks like mama needs to finally cut the umbilical cord.

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gennyjunk 4

STFU dude and quit crying. At your age u should be more appreciative that u have ur mom.

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lionlvr 9

Stop complaining, your mother loves you.

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ldontknow 0

How is this a FML, you'll miss times like these when she's gone you ungrateful bastard.

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