By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML
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yadisingh 5

Eat up, big boy :) Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Someone has separation issues. Tell her she isn't allowed down to the station unless it's an emergency

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onorexveritas 23

@3 girl you look so much like my sister its freaky sorry op I know how you feel

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eff5 0

That's a moment you'll never get back...sorry OP

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docscientist 9

Wow man, that pretty much sealed your fate at that station, better find a transfer ASAP.

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Jasonf6 0

Well, it didn't take them long to find a nickname for ya, huh Pumpkin? :)

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dhollis61 1

At least she's still Alice and care about you. ;)

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Justinrich52 0

you suck for being a daft cop

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Laura1594 5

awwwwwwwwwwwee this is so sweet of her! and im sure youre sweet too! hit me up :D

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puppy23 3

Would never have happened to Dirty Harry!

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