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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

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Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 04:09

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By HunkyFez - 28/08/2020 08:06 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 02:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2010 06:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

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By Lauren Smith - 17/10/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

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yadisingh 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

Eat up, big boy :) Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

Reign_fml 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:12

Aw, how sweet

Comments

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:43

transfer to another city?

chevylynnB87 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:43

Lol a mothers love ..... I think it's sweet now the question is do you appreciate her and all she does

GVirdi 11

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:44

Wtf is up with ur picture...

FMLFORTHEWIN 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:17

awwXD that's cute!

lizard399 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:23

Aw your mom is so sweet blah blah blah.. (I honestly wouldn't mind my mom bringing me food..) but the note is too much, she has to be messing with you.. But idk some moms are really like that. If she does it too often you might need to cut your cord.

cmars3 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:47

How about you appreciate that you have a mom that cares about you instead of being ungrateful

GenyB 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:52

she loves you much ;) cheer up guy. we are always children in moms' eyes :D

elisabeth1_fml 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:57

Boo hoo poor you. Be nice to have a parent that cared about me and I'm sure most would agree with me. Count yourself lucky you ingrate

ScottieJo 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:04

What a ******* idiot.

Sketchisan 27

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:11

My mom used to do embarrassing stuff like that to me. It's sweet that she cares about you, but being recognized as that guy whose mom brings him sack lunch and pinches his cheeks can be pretty embarrassing. Just grin and bear it. It'll be a story to tell your kids when they complain about how embarrassing you are.