Intimacy: Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my...

By inhaler -.- - 06/10/2013 05:20 - United States - Huntsville

Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By RitaDahhlinnnng - 25/08/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML

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By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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I'm coming !

By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

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Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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Overdoing it

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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ManInTheMachine 19

Sunday 6 October 2013 16:21

I guess you could say that he *lowers sunglasses* Took your breath away.

bradyk42 6

Sunday 6 October 2013 16:18

At least he knows you like him. It could always be worse, one of my friends vomited in his girlfriend's mouth.

Comments

bjdog98 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 16:31

Just tell him he takes your breath away

raininginseattle 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 16:31

Why did this fml make me think of the joke where, when the blonde was pulled over? And when the cop came up and unzipped his fly, she complained "oh no, not another breathalyzer!"

brinnablaine 22

Sunday 6 October 2013 19:22

Somehow I'd never heard that one.

cheshirecat13242 32

Sunday 6 October 2013 16:33

Don't give up, OP--practice makes perfect ;-)

steffidallasbfl 16

Sunday 6 October 2013 16:43

Just tell him you needed your inhaler because he took your breath away.! It was sweet of him to keep going after you had yo take your inhaler instead of just letting it kill the mood. (:

hienzburgess 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 16:48

well I'm sure this will be included when you tell your children about the times that took your breath away.

Jeffy91 28

Sunday 6 October 2013 16:48

Hey... most people I know that use inhalers mainly use them when they get over excited. The fact ya used it 3 times really just shows you really like this boy, so all in all it could be just a good thing. ya know?